The Ultimate Scarf

We're transitioning from Septembeard to Octobeard here in Maine. The leaves are falling and the temperatures drop farther each night. Winter is only a month or so away! Now, I know the first frost may scare you. You may think, "Oh no! I should have prepared more for this chilly air!" I know. I understand. And you're not alone. So men (if you really want to be a MAN), don't be left in the cold this winter. YOU CAN PREVENT IT.

Grow yourself a big, thick, cozy beard.