Wednesday, October 21, 2009

(missed connections) #5

una cervasa mustachio por favor - 21
?4? 10.18.09
mustache

To the QT with the drawn on brown eyeliner mustache (sorta sparkly), your fiesta couch dancing is like no other. I just wanted to tell you that I appreciate your advice that I too can find a sunny patch to sleep in, like a cat. Thanks, call me sometime!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

Dear Mason,


You were amazing, and so was your beard. Thank you for coming to Portland!!!

Also: my boyfriend's beard is coming right along. I don't get to see it until November when he visits. I will be plenty thankful.

Chris says: You're going to want to shave it off and keep it for yourself
Chris says: Just warning you

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Beardjamin Franklin

ROAD TRIP!


I went to Boston this weekend! I can tell you one thing about that place. NOTHING compared to Maine's furry men! But, a hefty amount of history. My goodbye-Portland gift was a moustached taxi driver who was totally down for a photo and short interview for $4.90.


Meet taxi driver Tom Ludwig. He's lived in Maine for 40 years and had that 'stache for 10. That sucker used to be brown! Tom says the weirdest thing about his furry mustache is a dark patch of brown that stays put in the middle.


In Boston, I met my mother (missed her!) at the airport and we snagged a few busses and the T to the Marriot @ Copley Place in Back Bay. Beard sightings? 2. BOO!! Quacked on the Duck Tour, strolled in Boston Common, shopped hard at Prudential Center. I'm new to New England, so I enjoyed all of the old buildings and statues and sections of town. BRONZE BEARD!!

I was hoping to run into one of the beautiful Boondock Saints but unfortunately I was herded like cattle on the Freedom Trail instead. Drove to "P-Town" Cape Cod on Colombus Day and walked on a beach in October. Pretty spectacular. Met this guy in Orleans:

He was probably the highlight of my day. What a babe!! Then in the shopping center connected to the Marriot, I found this bullshit store-> What a load of CRAP!!

Fun trip, but man does it feel good to be back in Portland. I'm moving downtown tomorrow so I'm hoping beard-watching from my Congress Street apartment window will be on the rise! Here's a genuine Santa-Sighting from Exchange street today. Look at that 19th century style!
That's all for now. I'm gonna get back to sleep, school, mom, the outdoor adventure club, and moving moving moving!

(missed connections) #3 & #4


#3 rainy day companion or adventurer
m4w 25 portland
10.7.09
beard

#4 lowes scarborough
?4? 34 scarborough
10.8.09
beard

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Missing Caleb's New-Manchu


YOU, TOO!
CAN HAVE A FU MANCHU!

One of my closest friends back in Alaska is also one of the reasons I love facial hair. He grew himself a tasteful "musketeer" mustache and entered himself into the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Anchorage, AK in MAY09, which of course I went to as a fan, for support. And he rocked it. Didn't win according to the judges, but a hunk of hair in my eyes. Those championships overwhelmed me with facial hair at every turn, and it was there that I fell in love with the entire idea. Pride for Caleb didn't hurt.

After the shocking termination of ol' muskey, he has decided to grow again. Currently, he is working on a Hulk Hogan fu manchu, and I feel the pride welling again. Maybe I'll keep an update of my furry foreign competitor Caleb (Norway 2011!).

(Photo by Dave Mead)

Sunday, October 4, 2009

facial Feature: Beard Surplus




Name: Bruce Roberts
Title: Professor of Economics at USM  
Style: Classic Box Beard
Beard Age: since 1971


HAIRY MAINE: What's your professional title?

BRUCE ROBERTS: Professor of Economics


How long have you been teaching overall? at USM?

Since 1995 at USM.  For sixteen years before that I was on the faculty in economics at William & Mary.  I got tired of Virginia, and my wife (Susan Feiner, also a USM professor) and I were happy to take advantage of the offer to come back to New England at USM.


What are some accomplishments that you are proud of?

I've taught thousands of students over the years.  Many quite memorable and successful  people.  Some tell me that they actually learned some things that stick with them.  I think I've written some articles on the nature of different varieties of economic theory that have had an effect on how others think about the field.


So now about the beard. How long have you had your beard, in year terms?

Since spring of 1971, when, after college, I put down the razor and thought "enough of this -- never again."  Didn't like shaving at all.  Plus, of course, if you were youngish in 1971, having a beard was ... not so unusual.  It's been a while (neither my wife nor my children have ever seen me without a beard, which makes for some interesting conversations at times).


How often do you trim or re-shape your beard?

Reshape?  Basically never.  But trim --two or three times a week, I guess.


Do you wear different styles of beards or do you generally keep it the same?

Same shape (which is the shape of my face, basically).  Never seriously thought about the ZZTop or Santa Claus or Satanic goatee or... any other style.


Do you ever wish to rid of the huge bunch of hair on your face?

Nahhh.  It gives me something to stroke, pensively, while looking and feeling thoughtful.  Plus, again, the thought of daily razoring is enough to make any other options fade away fast!


Do you find that there is a stereotype associated with the beard?

Walking around as a faculty member at a college, and seeing all the other graying male baby-boomers with briefcases and whiskery chins... yeah, sure.  In retrospect, I suspect that being a member of my generation with an urge to do something thoughtful and worthwhile but no great desire to be in a regular 9-to-5 environment, I grew the beard before I figured out that I wanted to be an academic.  Later on, I realized all the benefits of being an academic worker, in a job setting where no-one much cares how whiskery you are as long as you do what you do well -- you don't get rich doing this, but as a (tenured!) professor, I don't know another job that's as close to being self-employed while still earning a paycheck.  So ... yeah, there are a lot of professors with beards.  Makes sense to me.


Do you notice many college students on campus with beards?

I do.  Seems like somewhat less than the campuses I remember from the 60s and 70s, but yes (definitely more beards here than in the off-campus world!).


What does your beard mean to you?

Less profit for Gillette.  Plus I get to feel virtuous by resisting the urgings of the "Just for Men" commercials.


Finally, because I have to, do you see the USM campus as having a beard surplus or a beard deficit?

As an economist, I've been trained to look for equilibrium....




There you have it, my first facial Feature! 

Please get ahold of me if you'd like yourself or a friend featured.

Thanks!

Sarena

Friday, October 2, 2009

Free Press MONDAY!

I did an interview of my MacroEconomics teacher at USM and am very excited to reveal my first "facial Feature." His portrait will be in the USM Free Press this Monday, with full-length interview! Look for it in the News section.

I will be posting it Sunday night for earlybirds.

Sarena

Bro Beard

I talked to my older brother yesterday for the first time in about a month. He went to my family's "homestead" in the middle of Alaska's bush and finished building a cabin with my dad. When we talked, I asked him how his beard looked after that month in the middle of nowhere. He said he had just tamed it, to which I sighed, then said, "WHOA WHOA WHOA, you didn't shave it off, did you?" Matt, being a dear brother of mine, replied with disgust.

"F*** no!!"

With pride and relief, I told him thanks for keeping it real.

Here's a side profile of Matt's beard when we were in Nepal. He left our planned 3-month trip after a month due to the heat. Would not get rid of the beard in order to cool him off. :)


Bee-ard


Name: Freeman Richardson III
Occupation: 4th year at Res Life for USM, Gorham
Beard length: Approximately 7 in
Beard age: 30 years

When I walked into the Brooks Center in Gorham to get myself some much-needed coffee, I didn't expect to have a beard-sighting, but this guy was hard to miss. His white, full beard caught my eye and I stopped in my tracks. The second thing I immediately noticed about Freeman was that his hairy ensemble was missing a moustache. His omish-style full beard was too fantastic to pass up, and, strapped with only my moleskin and an iPhone, I prepared to conduct a spontaneous interview. 

I continued to check him out and wonder how old the beard was. "GREAT beard," I said with a beaming smile when he noticed my staring. "30 years!" he replied, apparently already on the same level. After explaining myself and my blog, I learned he was a USM employee (I've been trying to focus on USM students and staff). I asked him a series of the normal questions; how long he's had it, how often he trims it, it's low point, it's high point, it's original color (DARK RED! I love Ginger beards), etc. I learned that, like my macroeconomics teacher, his wife of 21 years and 3 Maine children have never seen him without a beard. This is something I can appreciate, since I've never seen my dad's chin either (does it even exist?). I also learned that he shampoos his beard to keep it a clean shade of white that obviously draws attention. Before this interview, I thought I knew everything about facial hair. But not once did I think about the shampoo-age of beards. After I post this I am googling 'beard shampoo', and if they don't have it I AM MAKING IT.

Freeman explained that he has never had any social problems with the length or style of his beard. He sometimes changes the style, usually by removing the mustache, but removing the entire beard is out of the question. "I'd freeze to death," he said. Yes, he has been mistaken for Santa. Yes, he has been offered the job and NO, he has never been a Santa. He let me in on a couple horror stories, like when the dentist "buffed" his beard instead of his teeth, winding the tool around his tiny, sensitive hairs (OUCH?). Finally, I asked him if he has ever gotten anything stuck in his beard that he had not noticed. "Why yes," he said, pondering a good memory. "One year at Cumberland Fair a woman came up to me and asked me if I normally kept bees in my beard." (At this point I was picturing it in my head and almost burst obnoxiously into laughter). "I said no and she pointed out the bee stuck in my beard. She told me that if I had the patience, she would sift through my beard and get the little guy out." 

Freeman allowed me to take a photo with my iPhone, which is now my new favorite spontaneous beard interview tool. He's got three kids out there in Maine, 2 of which are male and may possibly read this. Word of advice to Freeman's sons: Get on it. If your father can grow a beard like this, I know what to expect from you.

*If there is anyone out there with good "stuck in beard" stories, let me know. I'll put you up here (as long as you have an awesome beardy photo). ANIMALS stuck in beards are double points. 

Happy Friday!